unimpressed by your energy drink diagnosis
An oddly specific funny nurse shirt for nurses and nursing students. Original retro design, printed to order in the USA — as a tee, a sweatshirt or a mug.
Checkout happens on Etsy (buyer protection, Etsy Payments). Free US shipping. Printed to order in 2–5 business days, delivered in 3–8 more with tracking. 30-day returns; damaged or misprinted items are reprinted free.
About this design
"unimpressed by your energy drink diagnosis" is an original Chucklify design for nurses and nursing students. It is drawn as a retro sunburst graphic — bold condensed lettering with a stethoscope mark — and printed to order on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee, a heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt and an 11 oz mug. If you have been looking for a funny nurse shirt that is more specific than the usual slogans, this is the one: it reads in one second, from across the room, and it only makes sense if you live it.
Fit, fabric and colours
Tee: Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL. Colours: Ivory, White, Butter, Blossom, Chalky Mint, Khaki, Pepper, Black, Blue Jean, Moss, True Navy.
Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 heavy blend, 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL.
Mug: 11 oz white ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Care
Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach, don't iron the print. Mugs: dishwasher safe; hand washing keeps the print brightest longest.
Why this one lands
Generic nurses & healthcare shirts say the category; this one says the thing nurses and nursing students say to each other. That specificity is why it gets worn and why it works as a gift: the person receiving it knows you know. The retro sunburst layout and stethoscope mark make it readable at thumbnail size, which is the difference between a shirt that gets a second look and one that doesn't.
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Questions
Is "unimpressed by your energy drink diagnosis" available as a sweatshirt and a mug?
Yes. Every Chucklify design comes as a Comfort Colors tee, a Gildan heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt and an 11 oz ceramic mug, each with its own Etsy listing — the buttons above go straight to them.
How does the sizing run?
Tees and sweatshirts are unisex with a relaxed fit, S–2XL. Order your usual size for the classic look, or one size down for a fitted feel. Full measurements are on the size guide.
How long does delivery take in the US?
2–5 business days to print, then 3–8 business days in transit with tracking. Free US shipping on every order.
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