Officially Retired
An oddly specific ultrasound ornament for expecting parents and new retirees. Original retro design, printed to order in the USA — as a tee, a sweatshirt or a mug.
Checkout happens on Etsy (buyer protection, Etsy Payments). Free US shipping. Printed to order in 2–5 business days, delivered in 3–8 more with tracking. 30-day returns; damaged or misprinted items are reprinted free.
About this design
"Officially Retired" is an original Chucklify design for expecting parents and new retirees. It is drawn as a retro retro graphic — bold heavy display lettering with a sparkle mark — and printed to order on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee, a heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt and an 11 oz mug. If you have been looking for a ultrasound ornament that is more specific than the usual slogans, this is the one: it reads in one second, from across the room, and it only makes sense if you live it.
Fit, fabric and colours
Tee: Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL. Colours: Ivory, White, Butter, Blossom, Chalky Mint, Khaki, Pepper, Black, Blue Jean, Moss, True Navy.
Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 heavy blend, 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL.
Mug: 11 oz white ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Care
Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach, don't iron the print. Mugs: dishwasher safe; hand washing keeps the print brightest longest.
Why this one lands
Three reasons. It is about expecting parents and new retirees, not 'everyone'. It is readable from across the room — a retro layout with a sparkle mark, not a wall of text. And it comes in the three things people actually use: a tee, a sweatshirt and a mug, so the same joke can be a birthday gift, a Christmas gift and the thing you buy yourself.
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Questions
Is "Officially Retired" available as a sweatshirt and a mug?
Yes. Every Chucklify design comes as a Comfort Colors tee, a Gildan heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt and an 11 oz ceramic mug, each with its own Etsy listing — the buttons above go straight to them.
How does the sizing run?
Tees and sweatshirts are unisex with a relaxed fit, S–2XL. Order your usual size for the classic look, or one size down for a fitted feel. Full measurements are on the size guide.
How long does delivery take in the US?
2–5 business days to print, then 3–8 business days in transit with tracking. Free US shipping on every order.
