I teach small humans who lick things
An oddly specific back to school teacher tee for teachers. Original retro design, printed to order in the USA — as a tee, a sweatshirt or a mug.
Checkout happens on Etsy (buyer protection, Etsy Payments). Free US shipping. Printed to order in 2–5 business days, delivered in 3–8 more with tracking. 30-day returns; damaged or misprinted items are reprinted free.
About this design
A back to school teacher tee that says the quiet part out loud. "I teach small humans who lick things" was written for teachers and set in big retro type with a pumpkin, the kind of graphic you can read on a phone thumbnail and still enjoy in person. It comes as a soft Comfort Colors tee, a cozy crewneck and a dishwasher-safe mug, all printed in the USA when you order — so every colour and size is always available.
Fit, fabric and colours
Tee: Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL. Colours: Ivory, White, Butter, Blossom, Chalky Mint, Khaki, Pepper, Black, Blue Jean, Moss, True Navy.
Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 heavy blend, 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL.
Mug: 11 oz white ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Care
Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach, don't iron the print. Mugs: dishwasher safe; hand washing keeps the print brightest longest.
Why this one lands
Three reasons. It is about teachers, not 'everyone'. It is readable from across the room — a outlined layout with a pumpkin mark, not a wall of text. And it comes in the three things people actually use: a tee, a sweatshirt and a mug, so the same joke can be a birthday gift, a Christmas gift and the thing you buy yourself.
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Questions
Is "I teach small humans who lick things" available as a sweatshirt and a mug?
Yes. Every Chucklify design comes as a Comfort Colors tee, a Gildan heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt and an 11 oz ceramic mug, each with its own Etsy listing — the buttons above go straight to them.
How does the sizing run?
Tees and sweatshirts are unisex with a relaxed fit, S–2XL. Order your usual size for the classic look, or one size down for a fitted feel. Full measurements are on the size guide.
How long does delivery take in the US?
2–5 business days to print, then 3–8 business days in transit with tracking. Free US shipping on every order.
